Zodiac Checklist: Aries

☑: You don't fear anything.. or perhaps the only thing you do fear is that you don't have any fear
☑: If a friend is too scared to try something, it motivates you even more to be the first in to try and do it
☑: Your favourite celebrities are the ones that remind you of you
☑: You like astrology because it teaches you about yourself
☑: When your partner admires someone else you strip your clothes of and ask them if they would prefer the real thing
delkios:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

Not gonna lie, I now want to buy one for the sole purpose of watching people flail about trying to make it stop.

delkios:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

Not gonna lie, I now want to buy one for the sole purpose of watching people flail about trying to make it stop.

(Source: bored-im, via juliasegadelli)

mimthecerealkiller:

escapings:

uglierr:

cupids-addiction:

Oh…
So this…WASN’T filmed on…….a soundstage?
Oh.
This is most def creepy as fuck.
sorry but can you imagine driving by one day and just seeing the fucking teletubbies out your window
like they turn to look at you and you just fucking GUN IT because oHGOD THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU
Welcome.
Welcome to AREA FUCKING 51.
Dude, mind blown man. 
weird
FUCK THATTTTTTTTTT

WAIT
SO THIS IS A REAL PLACE
I MUST FIND IT

wut :O

OMG :D

mimthecerealkiller:

escapings:

uglierr:

cupids-addiction:

Oh…

So this…
WASN’T filmed on…
….a soundstage?

Oh.

This is most def creepy as fuck.

sorry but can you imagine driving by one day and just seeing the fucking teletubbies out your window

like they turn to look at you and you just fucking GUN IT because oHGOD THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU

Welcome.

Welcome to AREA FUCKING 51.

Dude, mind blown man. 

weird

FUCK THATTTTTTTTTT

WAIT

SO THIS IS A REAL PLACE

I MUST FIND IT

wut :O

OMG :D

(Source: makeitlouder, via juliasegadelli)